What Are The Effects Of Catnip?

Specific effects of the Chronic Catnip may include but are not limited to:

• Rampant uncontrollable purring
• Happily rolling all over the floor
• Eating the catnip
• Getting "Jiggy" with it
  
• Jumping to attack imaginary friends in the air
• Going buck wild 
• Acting like a freak on a leash
• Increased love of owner

Just to be clear, this is how cats react to The Chronic Catnip; if you give your cat some cheap shit the effects are less intense.