What Are The Effects of Catnip?

Specific effects of the Chronic Catnip may include but are not limited to:

Rampant uncontrollable purring
Happily rolling all over the floor
Eating the catnip
Getting “Jiggy” with it
Jumping to attack imaginary friends in the air
Going buck wild
Acting like a freak on a leash
Increased love of owner

Just to be clear, this is how cats react to The Chronic Catnip; if you give your cat some cheap shit the effects are less intense.